12853.) I've loved you for nearly 5 years now. Just because he liked you for a few weeks you two have been dating for over a year now. Each day, it's like a kick in the back for me.
Sup bitches? I'm Elizabeth. I want to own a pug and name him Dean Martin, Dino for short. I probably know too much about pop culture, but I find myself being proud of that statement. A woodland creature could easily live in my hair. I plan on marrying Paul Rudd. Thursday night television makes me happy. I can listen to Christmas music at any point in the year. Super Target is my second home. I aspire to be like Liz Lemon. I live for Fall. I enjoy falling asleep to Conan O'Brien's voice. I practically live in flannels. I wish I grew up in the 80s. Oh yeah, and I have this thing for Jewish guys.